Can you handle me the way I are?

Ming Da lied!
He's still here
So people say. pfffft.
He owes everyone an expense paid party!

i watched 40 year old virgin.
omg, it's such a stupid show.
and it totally reminds me of someone. hmmmm.
okay, maybe he's not 40 but whatever.
let's just call him mr.i-need-sex.
like seriously, he needs it.
gosh, always soo grumpy!
cheer up dude. (:
there's more to life than being a sulky asshole.
try sex! it's bound to make you feel happy.

school's really being a bitch.
the teachers, homework, tests.
just about 9 more months,
till i'm finally out of this hell-hole.
gosh, high school's so annoying.

Chinese New year is coming to an end.
Today and tomorrow's your last chance,
to collect those money filled ang pows!
and eat!
you can't give chinese new year as an excuse to eat, after chinese new year, right?
you can always say it's new years in atlantis or the bermuda triangle. (:

So plans this weekend,
Mojo's anyone? (: